funny facts
how much did the world biggest turkey weigh
86 lbs
why did grandpa not eat the cranberry sauce
because he saw the whole cranberries
what do you call a turkey who tells jokes
A comodi-hen
why did the turkey blush just so you know it means not a weird way
it saw the turkey dressing
why was the turkey expelled from the game
it committed a fowl
what will a group of turkey´s do if you throw an apple twords them
it will play it like it´s football
why did grandpa not eat the stuffing
because he was stuffed
who delivers the best thanksgiving sides
ham-azon
why didin´t the turkey eat dinner
it was already stuffed
what did the little turkey say to the big mean turkey
peck on someone your own size
do you think turkey´s like music
yes! they sometimes chirp along
why did grandpa not eat the rock pie
because it was as hard as a rock
what is a turkey´s favorite month
any month other than november
if you call a big turkey a gobbler what fo you call a little turkey
A goblet
what is the best thing to put in a apple pie
your teeth
what has grandpa been singing
turkey dinner turkey dinner
why did grandpa not watch the television
he was worried the turkey would burn
how can you tell a turkey likes his dinner
it gobbles it up
what is a scarecrows favorite food
straw berries
why didn't the chef season the turkey
there wasn't enough thyme
can you guess what a turkey can do around others
they blush
why did daddy puke on the gravy
it was mushy
what do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey
finally, enough drumsticks for everyone
there´s always something to be thankful for on thankgiving
even if it´s not being a turkey
why is it so easy for mashed potatoes to travel
it takes the gravy train