Funny history
What did Jhon Smith eat?
A magic banana!
Witch planets eat to many beans?
The gas giants!
Why did the popcorn eat the corn?
TO MAKE HIM GROW!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What in our galaxy has the most juice?
Beetle juice!
Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights!
Why was the laptop felling sad and tiered?
Because it was going to die. (When the battery runs out)
Why did the green grape like plants?
He could blend in with them!
What type of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!
What did the Milkyway like to drink?
milk with whey protein!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
Knock knock?
Who's-oh wait there is slime going to dump on your head. There is no time to answer you!
Why was the oat friends with the Mr. wheat?
Because in movies he could the noise of moving sand!
What starts with "t" ends with "t" and has "t" inside?
A tea pot!
Why did some galaxies say to other ones?
There is only gravity inside us. How come we are not falling ourselves?
How was the roman empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
Why did the hard drive stop doing a task?
He had to take a lunch break at the battery's cafeteria!
Where are the plants?
In the hamburger. 🍔
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi!
Why did the weird galaxy get annoyed?
Because he owned too many gas giants.
Who invented fraction?
Henry the 1/4th!
Why did the apple go crazy?
Because he had too much sugar!
What if the corn told a mouse "DO NOT EAT ME!!! IF YOU DO YOU SHALL FEEL MY RATH!"
"Is it raft or rath?" 😕
Why did the hamburger call his friends using a banana phone?
Because he is a natural dude!
Why did a galaxy get worried?
He thought he would fall into a void.