Which is faster, hot or cold?
hot, because you can catch cold.
What wears a cap but has no head?
a bottle
What's never used until it's broken?
Egg
From what number can one talk half and leave nothing?
8
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby tigers
Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because sever eight (ate) nine.
What is the smallest room in the world?
mushroom
What starts with a "t", ends with a "t" and is full of "t"?
teapot
What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
Are you asleep/dead?
What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day?
Turkey
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?
clock
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
I C U
What has teeth but cannot eat?
a comb
It is black, but you say it is clean. It is white, but you say it is dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelop
How many months have 28 days?
all
What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a thousand years?
M
What kind of dog never bites?
a hot dog
Which table does not have legs?
Vegetable
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don't?
An anchor
What belongs only to you and yet is used more by others than by yourself?
My name