Animals
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use their honeycombs.
What’s really easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
Trouble
Q: What fruit can you never cheer up?
A: A blueberry.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
Q: What goes up but never comes back down?
A: Your age.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock.
Q: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A: A mushroom.
Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: Footsteps.
Q: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
What’s black, white and blue?
A sad zebra.
Q: What gets wet while drying?
A: A towel
Q: You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
A: An onion.
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You are pointless.
Q: What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A: A clock.
Without me Thanksgiving and Christmas are incomplete, when I’m on the table everyone tends to overeat. What am I?
Turkey
Q: What room do ghosts avoid?
A: The living room.
Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg
Q: When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
A: Your fingers.
Q: I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A: A stamp.
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
Kangaroo
Q: What can jump higher than a building?
A: Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
Q: When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
A: A watermelon.
Q: What month of the year has 28 days?
A: All of them
Q: If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but smile at me and I’ll smile back. What am I?
A: A mirror.