Why did the balerina quit
bc it was tutu Hard
What did one golfer say to the other
May the course be with u
What team does a jokester liked best
The new york prankes
What’s a basketball players favorite cheese
Swish
What do championship football players eat cereal in
Super bowls
What’s the loudest kind of sports equiptment
A racket
How does a sneaker sneeze
A-shoe
Why couldn’t the chicken get on base
Bc he kept hitting fowl balls
What do u call a pig that plays basketball
A ball hog
What do you get when you cross a Dino and football
A quarter back no one can tackle
What do u call a pig that knows karate
A pork chop
Why did tarzan spend so much time of the golf course
He was perfecting his swing
What did the umpire say to the car
Steer-Ike one
Why did the basketball player go to jail
Because he shot the ball
Why did the football coach go to the bank
He wanted his quarter back
What s aghosts fav position in soccer
Ghoulie
Why did the golfer bring a separate pair of pants
In case he gold a hole in one
What’s a pigs fav postition in base balll
Snort stop
What do u do if the basketball court gets flooded
Call the subs
What kind of drink do football players hate
Penaltea
What is a cheerleaders fav color
Yeller
Why don’t golfers drink coffee
They always carry tees
What did the ball say to the baseball
Catch u later
When do basketball players love donuts
When they dunk them
Why don’t football players ever get hot
Because they have so many fans