Don't You Ever Grow Up (Childhoods)
Donations aren’t the only thing they crush. As a child, their nickname was “Smashley”
Ashley G
Bedazzle, Turf a rug, paper mache - this staff member knows no bounds with their crafting skills
Molly
This staff member was part of the “Glizzy” or hotdog movement before it was trendy, once working in media relations for a 60 foot grill that traveled the country.
Jessica B
If you try to offer a chocolate covered fruit, this staff member might just throw if back in your face
Leona
Some kids dream of stardom and fame, but this staff member dreamed of being an ACLU Lawyer when they were growing up
Rashelle
Maybe you’ve balanced a budget, but this staff member can walk long distances with a book balanced on their head.
Holly
In another life, this staff member might have been a massage therapist. In this life, their first job was a Carvel Ice Cream
Kim
Despite the recent rise of the “Glizzy” or “hotdog” movement, this staff member is certified hotdog hater
Kris
Siblings, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles - Of their entire family, they are the youngest of EVERYone
Roland
Ever thought of getting a vanity licence plate for you car? If you do, you might end up in this staff member’s photo collection of them.
Michael J
From Ghosts to Books, before SMART this staff member co-ran and professional Haunted House
Toni
YOU might think hiccups are a mild nuisance, but this staff hates them with a fiery rage of a thousand suns
Tyler
From Coast to Coast - this staff member was born in the Bronx, New York
Phill
This staff member has skills ranging from sled dog handling to carving cow hearts. They also enjoy watching some football
Emily M
Before SMART this staff member worked as both a mammal trapper, and a primate observer
Kate
Touch this staff member's knee, and you'll absolutely ruin their day. Maybe even their week.
Taylor
For the childhood nickname “Moon Girl”, they’re pretty down to earth.
Connie
While most of the world was slumbering, this staff member woke up at 1 am to hike an active volcano
Jessica R
At 18 they worked as a farm hand on an orange farm, then later in life became a personal assistant for an independent film maker.
Christine
While the fear has lessened, for this staff member Mayo used to induce a near phobia-level hatred
Brandi