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what is 304?
This muscular Spartan never skips arm day and somehow attends games without buying a ticket.
Who is Sparty?
This force keeps your feet on the ground—and your phone headed toward the floor when you drop it.
What is gravity?
This person gets paid to tell you to floss, knowing you’ll only start the night before your next appointment.
What is a dentist?
This university’s Fighting Irish mascot looks ready to defend a pot of gold.
What is Notre Dame?
In this show, Michael Scott proves that being the boss doesn’t mean knowing what you’re doing.
What is The Office?
This msu basketball student section considers standing and screaming a perfectly reasonable way to spend two hours.
What is the Izzone?
Plants use sunlight to make sugars through this process. Unfortunately, standing outside won’t replace your meal plan.
What is photosynthesis?
This person listens to “I didn’t order that” from someone who absolutely ordered that.
What is a server?
Penn State’s mascot is a Nittany one of these big cats.
What is a lion?
This bird can imitate human speech but still refuses to help you study for your exam.
What is a parrot?
Michigan State and Michigan compete for this trophy named after a legendary lumberjack.
What is the Paul Bunyan Trophy?
This organ pumps blood throughout your body and works overtime when you realize an assignment was due yesterday.
What is the heart?
These scientists study living organisms.
What is a biologist?
Ohio State teams are named after these nuts. Apparently, being a plant was intimidating enough.
What are the Buckeyes?
This PEC treats yelling at basketball players as an extracurricular activity.
Who is Colin?
Before becoming an NBA legend, this player helped lead MSU to its 1979 men’s basketball national championship.
Who is Earvin “Magic” Johnson?
This molecule stores your genetic information, including instructions you never remember receiving.
What is DNA?
This person shows you a house you can’t afford and describes the closet-sized bedroom as “cozy.”
What is a real estate agent?
The University of Oregon’s mascot is this bird, which looks better in a sailor hat than most people do.
What is a duck?
This PEC is undefeated in flag football—and probably wants everyone to know it.
Who is Ben?
MSU defeated this university, known for its demanding admissions, in the 2014 Rose Bowl.
What is Stanford?
A solution with a pH below 7 falls into this category. Your coffee and lemon juice both qualify.
What is acidic?
In our rivalry roast, this coaching job comes with a playbook, recruiting rules to ignore, and a cheeseburger budget.
What is Michigan’s head football coach?
Syracuse’s mascot, Otto, is this fruit. College sports really will let anything have a team. (Hint: answer is a fruit)
What is an orange?