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What is a single strand of spaghetti called?
SPAGHETTO (singular form of Spaghetti)
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For how many years did Spanish rule last in the Philippines?
333 years
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Ano ang paborito ni Marites?
EDI CHUMISMIS
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Who is the Philippines' oldest president and first president from Mindanao?
RODRIGO DUTERTE
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Pag singkit na maputi, CHINITO. Pag singkit na maitim??
PRINITO
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Where was baby Jesus born?
IN BETLEHEM
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What memorable event took place in the balcony of Emilio Aguinaldo's house on June 12, 1898?
The declaration of the PHILIPPINES INDEPENDENCE
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Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?
BUHOK
2
Founder of facebook?
MARK ZUCKERBERG
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Anong cheese ang hindi nauubos?
CHEESEmosa
3
Lantern Capital of the Philippines
San Fernando City, Pampanga (it's their festival in mid December)
3
Who was the mythical heroic princess who ruled a kingdom where Pangasinan is now located?
PRINCESS URDUJA
3
Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano naman ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
HUMANITARIAN
3
Who is known as the Iron Lady of Asia? She comes from the Philippines
MIRRIAM DEFENSOR SANTIAGO
3
Anong puno yung hindi pwedeng akyatin?
EH DI YUNG NAKATUMBA
4
Kung Noche Buena ang salu-salo bago ang Pasko at Media Noche naman ang sa bagong taon. Ano naman ang spanish term ng simbang gabi?
MISA DE GALLO (Mass of the Rooster)
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During the Japanese occupation of the Philippines, a Filipino president was appointed by the Japanese. Who was he?
JOSE RIZAL
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Ano ang tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?
BABY OIL
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What is the body's largest organ?
THE SKIN
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Ano ang pwede mong gawin sa Gabi na hindi po pwedeng gawin sa umaga?
EH DI MAGPUYAT
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Kung may kape at pandesal sa umaga o kaya'y dinuguan at puto sa meryenda, ano naman ang best duo kapag magpapasko na?
BIBINGKA at PUTO BUMBONG
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What is the earliest form of writing in the Philippines?
BAYBAYIN
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Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?
COLD WATER
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What does the acronym AIDS stands for?
ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY SYNDROME
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Paano malalaman kung ang tao sa loob ng CR ay babae o lalaki?
EDI HINTAYIN MO LUMABAS