Where does it belong?
What does it do?
Guess the object
UK vs. US English
Amazingly Useless Contraptions
100
A coffee maker
Kitchen
100
an electric kettle
boils water
100
I make toast!
a toaster
100
UK: A torch
US: ?
flashlight
100
The TV HAT!
When the iPhone first came out, many people tried to devise contraptions to take advantage of this new tech in the name of convenience. One spectacular failure was the TV HAT! What did it do?
a. broadcasted videos straight to your brain
b. kept the sun out of your eyes
c. turned your smartphone into a personal "cinema".
c. turned your smartphone into a personal "cinema".
200
A hi-fi system / stereo system
living room
200
a DVD player / Blu-Ray player / streaming box
plays movies and tv shows
200
I make your hair less wet!
a hair dryer
200
UK: ?
US: clothes dryer
a tumble dryer
200
This specactular device is called the "remote wrangler".
What does it do?
Keeps you from losing your remote by attaching it to your head. Brilliant!....?
300
Television
living room
300
a refrigerator / fridge
cools and preserves food
300
I smooth out the wrinkles in your clothes!
an iron
300
UK: ?
US: vacuum
a hoover
300
Seriously...no one asked for this...what the hell is this stupid device called?
a. chorks
b. fork chops
c. forksticks
d. eye pokers
e. please kill me now...
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b. fork chops
the device is less stupid than the name....
400
A blender
kitchen
400
a radiator / heater
warms a room or space in the home
400
I help to bake your food!
an oven
400
UK: Motorbike
US: ?
motorcycle
400
Oh GOD no!!! - what the ($*$&)##*#! Seriously someone thought this was a good idea???
What does it do?
a. pathetically harnesses the power of the sun to cut off your nose.
b. pathetically harness the power of the sun to cut open your eyes
c. pathetically harness the power of the sun to cool a 1cm2 spot of your forehead.
d. please god just kill me....
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c. pathetically harness the power of the sun to cool a 1cm2 spot of your forehead.
500
A hoover / vacuum
storeroom (when not in use)
living room / kitchen / bedroom, etc. (when cleaning)
500
a lawnmower
cuts grass in a lawn
500
I turn your food into tiny little pieces! Don't put your hand in me, I'll chop that up too!
a blender
500
UK: tap
US: ?
Faucet
500
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handerpants..............................................................yes.....................................................................
underwear for your hands................why? why....why.....
a. to keep your hands (but apparently not your fingers) clean and sanitary.
b. to destroy humanity
c. there is no hope
d. please kill me now....
does it really matter anymore......
but yes:
a. to keep your hands (but apparently not your fingers) clean and sanitary.