Etobicoke Housewives
You wouldn't want to cross this devious aunt of Larissa's
Ana Risavy
On a good day, the floor of this bar might be a tad sticky
The Old Sod
Larv lost her virginity to this man
Roman Mazzocca
"Now December
Found the love that we shared in_____________
Only blue talk and love, remember
The true love we share today"
Earth Wind and Fire "September"
Cole Bettam
Although this person is not a housewife, he sure as hell keeps the housewives of St. G's happy with his cocktails
Julio
These 2 young lovebirds found love in a hopeless place during a special occasion in the last year
Jack Falls and Alyssa D'iorio
When Larv get's angry fast, this sensation happens
Itchy nose/urge to sneeze
"Can't you hear my heart be so? I can't let you go, want you in my life"
Cascada's "Everytime We Touch"
This ex of R Colle shares the same name as one of Larv's best friends fiancé
Cam
Has dated a Criminal Lawyer and has now met a man with a generous fast gift
Brittany Greco
Its bells ring loud and strong at noon daily...
Our Lady of Sorrows Church
This red crab has made a lasting effect
Sebastian
"Sex (sex) on the beach
We don't mind sand in our stilettos
We freak in my Jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo, oh-oh"
"California Girls" by Katy Perry
Although Bird drove this physically, Larv rode him sexually...
Cooper
This divorcé, mother of 2 boys, has more than one connection to the gal pals
Val Bettam
The King's of Curry took over this restaurant which honestly was a fan favourite
Sempre
At the 2023 Blue Rodeo concert, this father-son duo hit on Larv
Joe and Marcus Flabbi
"Saw so many pretty faces (before I saw you you)
Now all I see is you
I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)
No, no
Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you
And when you're mine in the world"
Justin Bieber "One Less Lonely Girl"
A short high school fling... this ex man of Jill's shares the same initials as her
Justin Phillips
This woman could have single handedly made the closet gambler and queen of gossip step-sister-in-laws
Joanne Jones
The Cue sits on top of these 4 businesses
Arthur Murray's Dance Studio, Azarias, Kingsway Fish & Chips, Princeview Dental
Larv's phobia is Trypophobia which is the fear of this
Small holes and clusters
"In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and have a ball"
"Money Money Money" by Abba
The nickname of this man is a popular rum
"The Captain" - Uncle Phil D'iorio