Characters Welcome
Though he's had many iterations, this dual-pistol detective's first appearance where he killed the office Waifu will forever live in infamy.
Who is John Summers?
Galen's favorite Video Essayist, who could somehow transition a story about a pizzeria into a story about the JFK assassination.
Who is Jacob Geller?
The cover illustrator for the Saturday Evening Post, who helped defined Americana with his stylized depictions of everyday American life.
Who is Norman Rockwell?
A man teaches his apprentice the color red, and then the apprentice kidnaps a baby and runs out of town.
What is The Giver?
This Nintendo Gamecube cult hit about a craftwork plumber is Galen's favorite game.
What is Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?
A necromancer girl who owed a debt to Mammon, and had a grand adventure in hell.
Who is Patch?
The guy who goes "Hey y'all!" The single best video game comedy youtuber, who Galen has a playlist of specifically for sleep.
Who is Scott the Woz?
A novelist who wrote To Kill A Mockingbird, and absolutely nothing else.
Who is Nelle Harper Lee?
This dystopian novel envisions a future of incestual voyeurism.
What is 1984?
The only game in its series that Galen wants to play, inspired by a hot wolf babe.
What is Five Nights At Freddies: Security Breach?
This akimbo bounty hunter was a precon for a Fallen London campaign, and the first ever character Galen played with this group.
Who is Charles Stadtfield?
He's made a 90 minute Cyberpunk video, a 5 hour Dark Souls trilogy video, and an 8 hour Resident Evil video. Galen references stories from him every now and again.
Who is Noah Caldwell-Gervais?
The man who saved public television. One of his iconic sweaters was donated to the Smithsonian in 1984.
Who is Fred "Mister" Rogers?
Some anonymous guy dies, but doesn't, and anarchy happens.
What is V for Vendetta?
Galen's favorite webseries, about a guy who finds the titular forgotten PS1 game that holds lots of familial secrets and fun animals.
What is Petscop?
A character I've not played for this group but spoken of many times. He was a Tengu Monk for a Pathfinder campaign, who at one point was transformed into a penguin.
Who is Kek?
One of the many Breadtubers Galen was into, notable for making videos asking questions like "Is Cars 2 eugenicist propaganda?" and "What are the political implications of talking dog movies?"
Who is Jack Saint?
A series of illegal projects by the FBI to integrate with and discredit a number of "subversive" groups, including feminist organizations, civil rights movements, and a number of leftist parties.
What is COINTELPRO?
In one short story about war, a guy has to hump a bunch of things. In another, the author lies a bunch.
What is The Things They Carried?
Probably Galen's least favorite meme in recent years, inspired by a bad movie.
What is Morbius?
Nicknamed "the Dwarf," this character didn't really have a lot going for him, but did eventually start trying to pick up The Correspondence before ultimately being retired.
The channel run by the guy who made the 2+ hour video over why NFTs are garbage.
What is Folding Ideas?
An American folk writer who wrote "This Land Is Your Land," a song that gets cut off halfway through in modern times because the author was a bleeding heart socialist.
Who is Woody Guthrie?
A series about an unpopular boy venting about his dysfunctional home life. Galen read this series a lot in grade school.
What is Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
The first thing Galen and Matthew did an episode on for Netsurfer Pro.
What is Little Runmo?