NYC Eats
Celesbians
HB-ho-ho-ho
Contains Artificial Flavoring
Not Part of a healthy breakfast
100

This Restaurant on 22nd Street is the only Korean Steakhouse in the city with a Michelin Star

COTE

100
Despite a turn to more serious roles, this actress may be most remembered for her terrible performance in the Twilight Series

Kristen Stewart

100
James Caan stars at the father of Buddy in this iconic Christmas Movie

Elf

100

The state vegetable of Oklahoma, but zingy

Sour Patch Watermelons

100

Loathed by followers of 2 Abrahamic Faiths

Bacon

200

This classic roundtable style Chinese restaurant in the LES was the site of Colin's 28th Birthday.

Wu's Wonton King

200

This former-SNL Member may be most remembered for her "Close Encounter's" sketch, also starring Ryan Gosling

Kate McKinnon

200

Chevy Chase stars as the patriarch of the Griswold family in this classic holiday romp

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
200

Fruit, using the imperial system of measurement

Fruit by the Foot

200

A favorite snack of "Eleven" in Netflix's Stranger Things

Eggo Waffles

300

This Williamsburg restaurant shares it's name with a top charting Billie Eilish hit song

Birds of a Feather

300

She's a recently retired talk show host, who was exiled after her behind the scenes behavior was revealed to the general public

Ellen Degenerate
300

"Seeing is Believing" in this Spielberg directed animated film

The Polar Express

300

Circles of a pitted fruit

Peach Rings

300

Toaster-Strudles biggest competitor

Poptarts

400

James Corden was briefly banned from this storied Nolita restaurant

Balthazar

400
She starred as the chief of police in the categorically awful Fourth Season of HBO's True Detective

Jodi Foster

400

The first in a series of 8 films that are often the topic of debate as to whether or not they are in fact Christmas movies, whatever they are, we can all agree they are "magical"

Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone

400

Alliterative ovals of varying flavor

Jelly Belly

400

Liquid Silver Dollar

Bisquick

500

In the 2024 series, Mr. and Mrs. Smith's first mission finds them tracking an old woman carrying a "package" at this UES French Restaurant

Orsay

500

This actress was nominated for an Emmy in American Horror Story: Cult, and won an Emmy as Prosecutor Marcia Clark in FX's The People vs. OJ Simpson

Sarah Paulson

500

Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn star opposite each other in this "classic" Christmas film that Colin has never seen.

Four Christmases

500

Named after the part of an ICBM containing the explosive, for affect

Warheads

500

A french classic pastry, bastardized with cocoa

Chocolate Croissants

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