NYC Eats
Celesbians
HB-ho-ho-ho
Contains Artificial Flavoring
Not Part of a healthy breakfast
200

This Restaurant on 22nd Street is the only Korean Steakhouse in the city with a Michelin Star

COTE

200
Despite a turn to more serious roles, this actress may be most remembered for her terrible performance in the Twilight Series

Kristen Stewart

200
James Caan stars at the father of Buddy in this iconic Christmas Movie

Elf

200

The state vegetable of Oklahoma, but zingy

Sour Patch Watermelons

200

Loathed by followers of 2 Abrahamic Faiths

Bacon

400

This classic roundtable style Chinese restaurant in the LES was the site of Colin's 28th Birthday.

Wu's Wonton King

400

This former-SNL Member may be most remembered for her "Close Encounter's" sketch, also starring Ryan Gosling

Kate McKinnon

400

Chevy Chase stars as the patriarch of the Griswold family in this classic holiday romp

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
400

Fruit, using the imperial system of measurement

Fruit by the Foot

400

A favorite snack of "Eleven" in Netflix's Stranger Things

Eggo Waffles

600

This Williamsburg restaurant shares it's name with a top charting Billie Eilish hit song

Birds of a Feather

600

She's a recently retired talk show host, who was exiled after her behind the scenes behavior was revealed to the general public

Ellen Degenerate
600

"Seeing is Believing" in this Spielberg directed animated film

The Polar Express

600

Circles of a pitted fruit

Peach Rings

600

Toaster-Strudles biggest competitor

Poptarts

800

James Corden was briefly banned from this storied Nolita restaurant

Balthazar

800
She starred as the chief of police in the categorically awful Fourth Season of HBO's True Detective

Jodi Foster

800

The first in a series of 8 films that are often the topic of debate as to whether or not they are in fact Christmas movies, whatever they are, we can all agree they are "magical"

Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone

800

Alliterative ovals of varying flavor

Jelly Belly

800

Liquid Silver Dollar

Bisquick

1000

In the 2024 series, Mr. and Mrs. Smith's first mission finds them tracking an old woman carrying a "package" at this UES French Restaurant

Orsay

1000

This actress was nominated for an Emmy in American Horror Story: Cult, and won an Emmy as Prosecutor Marcia Clark in FX's The People vs. OJ Simpson

Sarah Paulson

1000

Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn star opposite each other in this "classic" Christmas film that Colin has never seen.

Four Christmases

1000

Named after the part of an ICBM containing the explosive, for affect

Warheads

1000

A french classic pastry, bastardized with cocoa

Chocolate Croissants

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