A transparent lager
What is a clear beer?
This journalist, the lead sideline reporter for Fox's NFL coverage, has been married to former Oilers and Kings center Jarret Stoll since 2017
Who is Erin Andrews?
Six Nun Hopes
Who are the Phoenix Suns?
A stony timepiece
What is a rock clock?
In 2011, the Ottawa Senators chose to trade center Mike Fisher to the Nashville Predators in lieu of other offers largely due to his marriage to this country singer, who won American Idol 2004 and has sung the intro to NBC Sunday Night Football since 2013
Who is Carrie Underwood?
Troop Root Rants
Who are the Toronto Raptors?
A rather nice medieval European farmer
What is a pleasant peasant?
Defenseman Dion Phaneuf married this star of The Girl Next Door in 2013
Who is Elisha Cuthbert?
Vented Egg Urns
Who are the Denver Nuggets?
A hemoglobin deluge
What is a blood flood?
This figure skater won gold at the 1992 Winter Olympics in Albertville, earning bragging rights over her future husband, defenseman Bret Hedican, part of American hockey teams that failed to medal in either 1992 or at the 2006 Winter Games in Turin
Who is Kristi Yamaguchi?
Tectonic Slobs
Who are the Boston Celtics?
A smelly armored military vehicle
What is a rank tank?
Winger Valeri Bure, best known as the younger brother of Hall of Famer Pavel Bure, has been married to this Full House actress, another famous younger sibling, since 1996
Who is Candace Cameron?
Cardigan Loom
Who are the Orlando Magic?