Real or Fake Pre-WWII NHL Star
Poorly Described Shakespeare
Beware of Doug
College Football Coaches' Teams
Sitcom Theme Song Lyrics
200
Kid Nichols
What is fake? (not a hockey player: the youngest pitcher to win 300 games, achieving the feat on June 13, 1900 with the Boston Braves, three months and a day prior to his 30th birthday)
200
Two teenagers fall in love
What is Romeo and Juliet?
200
Former U.S. Senator from Alabama
Who is Doug Jones?
200
Nick Saban
What is Alabama?
200
"[Title], meet the [title], they're a modern Stone Age family."
What is The Flintstones?
400
Newsy Lalonde
What is real?
400
A guy waffles whether or not to kill his uncle
What is Hamlet?
400
titular character from a '90s Nicktoon
Who is Doug Funnie?
400
Kirk Ferentz
What is Iowa?
400
"Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs."
What is Frasier?
600
Fatty Foulke
What is fake? (not a hockey player: a turn of the century soccer goalie who played for Sheffield United, Chelsea, and Bradford City)
600
A dying man writes his will
What is King Lear?
600
Second Gentleman of the United States
Who is Doug Emhoff?
600
Steve Sarkisian
What is the University of Texas?
600
"Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name"
What is Cheers?
800
Babe Dye
What is real?
800
Fairies mess with actors rehearsing a play
What is A Midsummer Night's Dream?
800
a Hockey Hall of Famer
Who is Doug Gilmour?
800
Herm Edwards
What is Arizona State?
800
"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, autotrophs began to drool"
What is The Big Bang Theory?
1000
Fireball Roberts
What is fake? (not a hockey player: one of the top NASCAR drivers of the 1950s and 1960s; his nickname came from his exploits as a high school pitcher but became eerily apropos when he died from injuries sustained in a fiery crash at the 1964 World 600)
1000
My woman's ugly, but I still love her
What is Sonnet 130? (My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun) https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45108/sonnet-130-my-mistress-eyes-are-nothing-like-the-sun
1000
Thiiiiiiiiiiiis is a popular car reviewer on YouTube
Who is Doug DeMuro?
1000
Bronco Mendenhall
What is the University of Virginia?
1000
"Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have the town why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all!"
What is The Mary Tyler Moore Show?