Rhyme Time
Janu-Weary 2026
Core Systems
Provinces & The Big Three
Mojann, Actually
100

Boring! She is the personification of a person who lacks any spice, sass or special features.

What is a Plain Jane?

100

The last day of the month brought Schitt news when the world lost this Canadian icon at the age of 71 years old.

Who is Catherine O'Hara?

100

Analysts always refer to this useful yet glitchy internal database system by its acronym PIMS, but OGs know what that actually stands for.

What is Program Information Management System?

100

Perhaps its their sweet-tooth fondness for Maple Syrup or that they speak the language of love so fluently but they draw over 4.3 million international tourists a year.

What is Quebec?

100

Named after a Detective Second Class of the Paris Police Department from the 2006 Pink Panther film, he is the fluffy best bud that Mojann adopted in August 2025.

Who is Ponton?

200

It sounds like something out of a zombie movie but in reality it is when an educated work force leaves one country in mass for better pay.

What is Brain Drain?

200

The first day of the month brought awful news of 40 deaths due to a fire in a Apres-Ski bar during the wee hours of the morning post NYE celebrations in this Alpine country.

What is Switzerland?

200

This American multinational technology company made major strides and is a great innovator but many can agree that their creation of COGNOS leaves much to be desired.

What is IBM?

200

The classic story of an 11-year-old orphan girl Anne Shirley sent by mistake is set in this idyllic place.

What is Prince Edward Island?

200

Some say it was a crazy amount of money to spend on one night but it was high on her wi$h li$t so she left this event enchanted with sparks flying!

What is the Eras Tour?

300

I scream, you scream, we all scream for this Banana, Fudge and Walnut flavour ice cream that any primate would love.

What is Chunky Monkey?

300

In a multi-slide story, this Nepo baby turned billionaire heiress's husband, unleashed years of family trauma and allegations of his parents to the public.

Who is Brooklyn Beckham?

300

This error-plagued system that caused major stress when it rolled out in 2016 never quite rose from the ashes as is name would suggest.

What is Phoenix?

300

Famous or rather infamous for the invention of the "Sourtoe Cocktail," a drink served with a real, dehydrated human toe in it.

What is Yukon?

300

With a collection well into the four digits, this luxury obsession fills Mojann's shelves and more importantly her heart, even if HR did call her out twice for it.

What is Fragrance/Perfume?

400

It's either a low-speed automobile accident or the title of a 2016 slasher film directed by Mark Pavia.

What is a Fender Bender?

400

The critically acclaimed movie "It was Just an Accident" was nominated for four of these spherical awards but unfortunately was snubbed in all of its categories.

What is the Golden Globes?

400

On IRIS, there are this many tabs that you can search through once you actually log in.

What is six?

400

They say you should explore places where there are no roads which would be great here since there are none connecting it to the rest of Canada.

What is Nunavut?

400

This month pulls quadruple duty for Mojann...wedding bells and birthday celebrations for both her and her mother.

What is June?

500

A decorative shelf insert that gained widespread popularity since 2018, often depicting streets, cozy rooms, or themes in beautiful dioramas.

What is a Book Nook?

500

This country which has been expiencing higher than normal shark attacks due to heavy rainfall, mourned the death of a 12 year old surfer who suffered from wounds caused by a Bull Shark attack.

What is Australia?

500

CISCO may be the digital communications company the Canadian federal government trusts with its VPN services but it is actually based in this US State.

What is California?

500

Richard Gere spent many months in this unexpected Province filming the movie "Shall We Dance" but he was likely too busy to see the sights of the International Peace Garden or the colour changing Little Limestone Lake.

What is Manitoba?

500

This buff actor is so gorgeous that he holds the place of "ultimate celebrity crush" for Mojann and wields enough power to hypothetically cause her to run away with him and his aptly named dog Kal.

Who is Henry Cavill?

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