Recall the phrase
When Jehovah asked Cain where Abel was, Cain said he didn't know and finished his sentence with this tart question
Am i my brothers keeper? (or guardian)
Jehovah says he wouldn't leave his loyal ones here forever
Grave
This is Grandaddys favorite animal
This is the oldest dog on the farm
Loki
Jehovah made this man bless Israel three times instead of cursing them, which was not what he was paid to do
Balaam
A resurrected Jesus repeatedly asked Peter this question while they enjoyed their beach breakfast
Do you love me more than these? Alternately, Do you love me?
While it doesn't sound that bad, it's one of the seven deadly sins
gluttony
This is the name of Kiwi’s angry boss / coworker
Jason
The man who owned the house before us had this job
Sherriff
Jehovah warned Cain he was close to sinning by using this imaginative phrasing
Sin is crouching at the door
1 John 5:3
“For this is what the love of God means, that we observe his commandments; and yet -“
his commandments are not burdensome
While it is a farm tool you wont see it on our farm. We prefer sticks or canes.
Goad
It's now too late for aunt Debbie to try this seasonal Mcdonalds food item
Grinch Fries
This is the name of the sheep dewormer
Ivermectin
Despite Daniel’s true predictions many did not believe; including these influential men in Persia who held this “title”. We would call them governors today’s.
Satraps
Jesus utters this simple truth after he finds the apostles asleep for the 2nd time
The spirit, of course, is eager, but the flesh is weak - Mark 14:38
Today we might think of it as something that holds fat in, but in bible times it was put of a warriors outfit
Girdle
This is Bethany’s favorite teenage mutant ninja turtle
Leonardo (nerd)
this is the name of the bull across the street that hooks up with shortcake
Nick
Despite hearing Paul’s moving speeches this man (who sold small silver statues of Artemis) was unmoved and stirred up a rebellion against him.
Demetrius
Daniel 12:13 “But as for you, go on to the end. You will rest-“
but you will stand up for your lot at the end of the days.
This wife of Hosea was kinda slutty, 'scuz my french
Gomer
This is Uncle Jerry’s middle name
Wayne
What is painted on the floorboard of our doorstep
A miniature cowboy boot and some flowers
Jehovah sent Ahijah to inform Solomon that he would lose the majority of his kingdom. Ahijah tore this into 12 pieces in representation of this
His garment