Poorly Explained Games
10 year-olds get creatures to fight each other and gods.
What is Pokemon?
When this Link was a child, he was greeted by this companion who constantly needs him to listen.
Who is Navi?
What is Final Fantasy?
A princess of worldwide renown. She is known for her incredible Wisdom.
Who is Zelda?
The King Koopa finds himself in the Mushroom Kingdom more than he intends to. This character is the main antagonist the Mario.
Who is Bowser?
Blocks fall from the sky in various shapes and you stack them for points.
What is Tetris?
There is a 95% chance that someone is aware of this character's place in the Zelda timeline. Coming directly from the Goddess herself, you will have a much better percentage of success.
Who is Fi?
This franchise from Square is the predecessor for all JRPGs going forward. Featuring monsters such as slimes, dragons, and bunnicorns.
What is Dragon Quest?
A princess who spends a lot of her time in another castle.
Who is Princess Peach?
A swine the size of a beast, this villian brings forth calamity to every game he takes part in.
Who is Ganon?
What is Minecraft?
What is Majora's Mask?
Square Enix is known for some strange ideas, and sometimes those ideas come from an elevator pitch with certain executives. This game features characters from various Final Fantasy games and Disney.
What is Kingdom Hearts?
A merciless bounty hunter for the galaxy. Better not to get on her bad side, she's well-known and even the galactic federation won't mess with her.
Who is Samus?
A member of the Shinra Military, this One-Winged Angel is known for mass destruction.
Who is Sephiroth?
You play as an office worker who hates their job and gets a change of pace by falling in your Grandpa's footsteps by giving your suitor of choice a bunch of rocks.
What is Stardew Valley?
The Wii featured a distinct time in the Legend of Zelda franchise. The first wii game coming out at launch alongside a GameCube release was the start of something new. However, this "sequel" included a laser gun for the Wii remote.
What is Link's Crossbow Training?
This JRPG made its' debut on the Nintendo Switch, but has since been moved to Xbox Game Pass and Steam. This game features 8 different characters that travel the world together and protect the world from dangers and solve their own dilemmas.
What is Octopath Traveler?
Who is Cynthia?
Who is Giovanni?
Man wakes up after a long nap to go fight an ancient demon
What is Breath of the Wild?
Majora's Mask featured a lot of strange changes to the Zelda "formula". However, Link maintained a fairy companion between this and its' predecessor, whose name was this.
Who is Tatl?
This game features 3 playable characters in fast-paced action about androids attempting to save the Earth for humanity.
What is NieR: Automata?
A member of Avalanche and a good friend to the protagonist, and a potential love interest, is a real force to be reckoned with.
Who is Tifa Lockhart?
Who is Dracula?