How many valves does a heart have?
4
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
A fart
What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?
Bubble Gum
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one-story house.
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
Glass
How many sides does a decagon have?
10
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see monkey do.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? "What is it?"
A die (dice)
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas
What is a group of foxes called?
Skulk
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
What word has five letters but sounds like it only has one?
Queue
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S"
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride
Who gave the speech ‘I have a dream’?
Martin Luther King Jr.
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
10. Listen closely: 30 cows and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.
Break it and it gets better; set it and it’s harder to break
Record
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
Why is the letter F like death?
Because without it life is a lie, or it makes life a lie.
How many labors was Hercules assigned?
12 labors
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV which is the Roman numeral for four
Solve 2+8+9=10
Two + Eight + Nine = TEN
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8
Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL
I, T, S. The complete sequence is the first letter of every word in the sentence