Pun-ishing Clues
Anagrammed Dorm Essentials
Crazy Cuisines
SU: AKA HELL
Animal Crossing: All horizons
100
A female softball player catches the ball with or a type of crab.
What is Her Mitt or Hermit?
100
Don't miss your UCORE class at 9 A.M.: CROCK LLAMA
What is Alarm Clock?
100
In diner slang, an M.D isn't Mountain Dew but this softdrink.
What is Dr. Pepper?
100
What is the faculty to student ratio at Seattle U?
What is 1 to 11?
100
Black cosmos may spawn if you plant two of these flowers side by side.
What is an Orange Cosmo?
200
Things that can be seen from the Eiffel Tower or animals that live and feed on other animals.
What is Paris Sites or Parasites?
200
Something that nourishes you: AMEN PALL
What is a Meal Plan?
200
It's a 6-letter term for a thing slice of meet (usually pork or veal) that is boiled or fried.
What is a Cutlet?
200
What organization did Fr. Sundborg remove references to as a resource from SU website in 2019?
What is planned parenthood?
200
Daisy Mae currently sells turnips in ACNH, taking after her grandmother.
Who is Joan?
300
What a chicken does to an egg or a small axe.
What is Hatch it or Hatchet?
300
Things can get hot quickly with one of these: I VOW CREAM
What is a Microwave?
300
This cocktail made with peach nectar and champange was named for a Venetian painter.
What is Bellini?
300
In what year did Father Sundborg become president of Seattle U?
What is 1997?
300
This bug can be sold for 3K bells in the Nook Shop and can be found between the months of March - September.
What is Agrias butterfly? 
400
To live until you are very very old or to widen one's pupils.
What is to Dilate or Die Late?
400
For playing pranks, wiping tears, among other uses: REPEAT PILOT
What is Toilet Paper?
400
In 2006, Chicago City Council banned restaurants in the city from selling this goose liver dish.
What is Foie Gras?
400
Name of the SU FB group for memes.
What is Jesuit Meme Dreams?
400
If you asked Blathers about this fish, he would say that _____ is "a variety of carp bred for their color mutations...starting more than a thousand years ago!"
What is Koi?
500
Former circus big top enclosure or the distance something encompasses?
What is "Ex-Tent" or extent?
500
A bathroom buddy: DROWSY ACHED
What is a Shower Caddy?
500
This pungent spice native to India's Malabar Coast is said to be the world's top-selling spice.
What is pepper?
500
What percent of alumni have remained in Washington after graduation?
What is 70%?
500
Cherry, a cute red dog villager, is what astronomical sign.
What is Taurus? 