What is the capital of America?
Washington, D.C. of course!
A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy is the doctor's son, but the doctor isn't the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
Mother
How many hearts does an Octopus have?
3 hearts
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke is crown and Jill ............
What comes nexts?
Came tumbling after!
Where does the Indus river originate?
In Tibet!
Rearrange the following letters so as to form one word: NEW DOOR
One word
What food can never go bad?
Honey!
You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more; As your time passes, I'm not easy to store; I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?
Memories
Which of the following statements are true?
(Jimmy lives in America, in Calafornia and is a lawyer...)
1. Jimmy went to the market and bought kinder joy for his kids.
2. Jimmy went to the market and bought Mars for his kids. (The chocolate Mars)
kinder joys are banned in Ameria, and Jimmy is a lawyer so he did not buy kinder joy he bought Mars.
11+2=1
3+3=6
9+5=???
11am+ 2hours is 1pm
3pm+3 hours is 6pm
9pm plus five hours is.... 2pm! (It is ok if you got the pm and am wrong ๐)
True or False?
An American once delivered Pizza to the international space station...
Nope, false! A Russian did!
How much wood would a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chulck could chuck wood?
A wood chuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
True or False?
Russia is a communism following country...
True!
Is this a possible equation?
(5+3)-(2ร5)รท(3-2)
No! An equation must have an 'equal' sign otherwise the right-hand side is not complete.
What are dancing bears known as today?
Gummy bears!
You throw away the outside and then you cook the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside!
What am I?
Corn
You throw away the wraper, then cook the corn then eat the corn and throw away the inside!
Why was the Eiffel Tower built?
The Eiffel Tower was built to be one of the main attractions of The Paris World Fair in 1889. And it was constructed in a way that it could be taken down after the world fair. But, it was such a nice attraction that people decided it should stay!
What is the formula of X
The unknown
How many stomaches does a cow have?
Just one! They have one stomache with four compartments. (Many people think they have four stomaches.)
Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
You and I, you and I
We're like diamonds in the sky
You're a shooting star I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I'm alive
We're like diamonds in the sky
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What song is this?
Diamonds- Rihanna