How many minutes are in a year?
525600
How did I get the scar on my forehead?
Jumping off a bunk bed
What did the buffalo say when he dropped off his son at school?
Bison
Which U.S. President is in the wrestling Hall of Fame?
Abraham Lincoln
What is in the heart of the galaxy?
Supermassive Black Hole
Which movie character said, "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you"
Bonus Points if you can name the movie!
Samwise Gamgee
LOTR: The Return of the King
What is my favorite color?
Mint Green
What did the critics say about the beaver documentary?
"It was the best dam show!"
Which State Homes the Statue of Liberty?
New Jersey
Which planet has the highest gravity?
Jupiter
Where is it Technically Illegal To Eat Fried Chicken With A Fork?
Georgia, USA
Why is Shia LaBeouf my enemy?
The Transformer Movies, but Peanut Butter Falcon redeemed him.
How does the Lumberjack know she cut 2,417 trees?
She kept a log
Name the 4 U.S. Presidents that have been assassinated
Abraham Lincoln, 1865
James Garfield, 1881
William McKinley, 1901
John F. Kennedy, 1963
Bonus points if some said "Bop. Bop. Bop."
How many Gas Giants are in our solar system?
4 (Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter)
Bonus points if no one made an "Uranus" joke
What is the order of Sour Olivia Rodrigo?
"Brutal"/ "Traitor"/ "Drivers License"/ "1 Step Forward, 3 Steps Back"/ "Deja Vu"/ "Good 4 U"/ "Enough for You"/ "Happier"/ "Jealousy, Jealousy"/ "Favorite Crime"/ "Hope Ur Ok"
What was the only test I ever cheated on?
5th Grade States Capital Test
Why can't you trust stairs?
They're always up to something
In 1664 New Amsterdam changed it's name, now known as which US state?
New York
Which planet has the longest day?
Venus (One day on Venus is 243 Earth Days)
What time was Mason Palmer born?
12:05 A.M.
What did I recently learn I had?
Dyslexia
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels
The Original motto of The United States of America
E Pluribus Unum: "Out of many, one."
What Planet(s) rains diamonds?
Uranus & Neptune