THIS SOUTH AMERICAN LANDMARK IS KNOWN AS “THE LOST CITY OF THE INCAS.”
What is MACHU PICCHU?
THIS FORM OF INCOME IS OFFICIALLY CALLED "OLD-AGE, SURVIVORS, & DISABILITY INSURANCE"; MOST PEOPLE JUST CALL IT THIS.
What is SOCIAL SECURITY?
DELIVERED BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN DURING THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR, THIS SPEECH IS KNOWN FOR THE PHRASE “GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE.”
What is THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS?
"EARLY ON, PAUL ALLEN & I SET THE GOAL OF A COMPUTER ON EVERY DESK & IN EVERY HOME".
Who is BILL GATES?
HOLLANDAISE-LADEN BREAKFAST DISH BECOMES KNOWN AS A TRAITOR IN THE UNITED STATES.
What is EGGS BENEDICT ARNOLD?
THIS IS THE REMAINING PORTION OF A TEMPLE THAT ONCE STOOD IN THE CITY OF JERUSALEM, WHERE THOSE OF THE JEWISH FAITH STILL GATHER TO PRAY.
What is the WAILING WALL?
FOR FILM BUFFS, IT'S A TOM CRUISE HITMAN-IN-A-TAXI MOVIE; FOR BANK NERDS, IT'S AN ASSET PLEDGED TO SECURE A LOAN.
What is COLLATERAL?
THIS BRITISH PRIME MINISTER GAVE A SPEECH IN 1940 KNOWN FOR THE PHRASE “WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES.”
Who was WINSTON CHURCHILL?
"IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO RELAX WITH AN OLD LADY, LOOK NO FURTHER. NEW YORK'S HOTTEST CLUB IS 'SPICY"'.
Who is BILL HADER?
PRINCE'S ICONIC SONG/MOVIE NEEDS TO RESCHEDULE FOR ANOTHER TIME.
What is PURPLE RAINCHECK?
THIS LANDMARK, LOCATED ON THE RIVER THAMES AND OVERLOOKING THE WALLED CITY OF LONDON, WAS USED AS A PRISON WITH TORTURE CHAMBERS, AND WHERE THE TWO WIVES OF KING HENRY THE VIII WERE EXECUTED.
What is the TOWER OF LONDON?
IT'S A NUMBER THAT SIGNALS TO LENDERS HOW LIKELY YOU ARE TO PAY BACK A LOAN; ABOVE 670 IS PRETTY DECENT.
What is your FICO SCORE (CREDIT SCORE)?
DAILY DOUBLE!
THIS CHAMPION OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS SAID, “NOT FRAGILE LIKE A FLOWER, FRAGILE LIKE A BOMB.”
"FOR RELAXING TIMES, MAKE IT SUNTORY TIME".
Who is "BILL MURRAY"?
THE CONTESTANTS IN A DEADLY KOREAN SURVIVAL SHOW WIN THE WIMBLEDON FINAL.
What is SQUID GAME SET MATCH?
THIS IS AN ANCIENT GREEK TEMPLE THAT SITS ABOVE THE CITY OF ATHENS AND WAS DESIGNED TO HONOR ATHENA, THE GREEK GODDESS.
What is THE PARTHENON?
IT'S THE "H-E" IN "HELOC", A LINE OF CREDIT THAT CAN PAY FOR YOUR KITCHEN RENO, YOUR WEDDING... EVEN YOUR DIVORCE.
What is HOME EQUITY
THIS FIRST LADY SAID THAT “THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY OF THEIR DREAMS.”
Who is ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?
"THIS IS IT... WE'RE ON LIVE IN THE NO SPIN ZONE. IT'S A NIGHTMARE PLACE FOR CHARLATANS & DECEIVERS".
Who is BILL O'REILLY?
A FAST-TALKING TV MOTHER-DAUGHTER DUO SELLS YOUR FAVORITE DOOR-TO-DOOR SWEET TREAT.
What is GILMORE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES?
THIS WATERWAY IS FAMOUS FOR FINALLY OPENING A PASSAGE FOR SHIPS TO PASS FROM THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA TO THE RED SEA, THEREBY AVOIDING THE TREACHEROUS TRIP AROUND THE CAPE OF GOOD HOPE IN AFRICA.
What is the SUEZ CANAL?
IF YOU'RE ELIGIBLE, SOCK AWAY SOME AFTER-TAX RETIREMENT SCRATCH IN ONE OF THESE ACCOUNTS, NAMED FOR A LATE DELAWARE SENATOR.
What is a ROTH IRA?
THIS FAMOUS ACTIVIST, POET, AND MEMOIRIST SAID THE FAMOUS SPEECH "STILL I RISE.”
Who is MAYA ANGELOU?
"THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE MEANING OF THE WORD 'IS', IS".
Who is BILL CLINTON?
DR. SEUSS SERVES BREAKFAST TO BROADWAY'S FAVORITE FOUNDING FATHER.
What is GREEN EGGS AND HAMILTON?