KIDS' TV
DOPPELHANGERS
WHEN I WAS
SECRETARY OF STATE...
ANIMAL
MALADIES
200

A MAGICAL YOUNG UNICORN & HER FRIENDS LIVE IN EQUESTRIA ON THIS TV SHOW: "FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC"

MY LITTLE PONY

200

WOLFGANG BELTRACCHI COULD IMITATE THIS ARTIST'S BLUE PERIOD; HE WAS JAILED FOR FORGERIES & NOW PAINTS UNDER HIS OWN NAME

PICASSO

200

I DID ENOUGH STUFF TO HAVE A D.C.-AREA AIRPORT NAMED FOR ME

JOHN FOSTER DULLES

200

IT'S RARE, BUT SOME SNAKES EXHIBIT OUROBOROS-LIKE SYMPTOMS WHERE THEY ARE COMPELLED TO EAT THEIR OWN THIS

TAIL

400

A BOY NAMED RYDER LEADS THIS PROGRAM'S PLUCKY PUPS WHO PINE FOR PROFESSIONS LIKE POLICEMAN

PAW PATROL

400

JOHN MYATT WAS JAILED FOR HIS FORGERIES BUT TODAY LEGALLY SELLS COPIES OF FAMOUS ART DUBBED WITH THIS OTHER "F" WORD

FAKE

400

I OPPOSED SLAVERY & GOT US WHAT WOULD BE AN ENTIRE STATE, THOUGH NO ONE APPRECIATED IT AT THE TIME. HURTFUL!

WILLIAM H. SEWARD

600

DUDES, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE LEONARDO, DONATELLO, RAPHAEL & THIS PARTY-LOVING GUY

MICHELANGELO

600

HAN VAN MEEGEREN GOT IN TROUBLE AFTER SELLING VERMEER FORGERIES TO NAZIS INCLUDING THIS LUFTWAFFE BIGWIG

HERMANN GĂ–RING

600

I WAS FIRED IN 2018 & THE HEAD OF THE CIA GOT MY JOB

REX TILLERSON

800

THIS GERMAN SHEPHERD WAS A KIDS' FAVORITE IN THE '50s & RETURNED AS A "K-9 COP" IN AN '80s & '90s SHOW

RIN TIN TIN

800

WHEN THESE 2 VENERABLE AUCTION HOUSES PUT UP FOR SALE THE SAME GAUGUIN PIECE IN 2000, THE GAME WAS CERTAINLY AFOOT

CHRISTIE'S & SOTHEBY'S

800

I TRAVELED TO 112 COUNTRIES, THE MOST OF ANY SECRETARY IN HISTORY

HILLARY CLINTON

1000

ON PBS HE'S "THE SCIENCE KID"

SID

1000

ELMYR DE HORY FORGED SEVERAL OF THIS FRENCH FAUVIST MASTER'S WORKS, INCLUDING AN ODALISQUE

HENRI MATISSE

1000

KNOWN FOR MY SHUTTLE DIPLOMACY, I ALSO HELPED RESUME U.S. DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH EGYPT

HENRY KISSINGER

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