Guess the teacher
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Railroad crossing, watch out of cars. Can you spell that without any “r’s”?
To D.D: Hey what's up Doc? Wanna come with me to get some carrots?
Candyland
What has to be broken before you can eat it?