Maths puns
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive
Who was the most notorious gangster in the cheese mafia?
Al Caprovolone
Why do all the trees in Oklahoma lean south?
Because texas sucks
who is the top employer of somerville
Tufts
Why can't you solve every math problem with calculus
Because it has its limits
what did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?
You're my romeboy.
How do cars greet each other in Texas?
'Audi
what very american object the mayor of somerville doesn't own?
A very beautiful car
Why did the mathematical tree fall over?
Because it had no real roots.
Where do adolescent gangsters go?
The childhood
What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?
The Dallas Cowboys.
what is the most densely populated municipality in new ngland?
Somerville!!!!
What does the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Where do Italian gangsters come from?
the spaghetto
What do men wear in a Texas synagogue?
a y'allmulke
Name four of the seven hills of somerville