GAR-cia
Pinoy humor
Musical Jeopardy
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What!?
100

This kitchen waste or refuse gets its name from an old French word for "refuse" or "offal"

What is GAR-bage? (Garbage)

100

a Group of people that immediately comes to your mind when someone sucks at a game or when someone is doing questionable things. 

Who are/is bisaya/people or ”bisaya ‘to”

100

Often taught to beginners using simple hand signs or the famous song from “the sound of music”, this sequence of vocal syllables represents the notes of a major musical scale. 

What is “do re mi fa sol la si do”? 

100

Summer after high school, when we first met. We’d make out in your mustang to ________

What is “Radiohead”?

100

I have a neck, but no head. A body but no arms and I wear a cap that never goes on head. I am full when you buy me and empty when you’re done.

What is a bottle?

200

Worn around the leg to hold up stockings, this elastic band is also famously tossed by the groom at traditional wedding receptions.

What is a GAR-ter ? (Garter)

200

A government phrase Filipino’s automatically assume when someone is being dumb as hell

What is “DDS ka no?” Or “Mga DDS nag naman”?

200

Led by a conductor wielding a baton, this large musical ensemble combines four instrument families. 

What is an orchestra? 

200

I wanna be on the cover of _____ _______. smiling next to Oprah and the queen.

What is Forbes magazine? 

200

The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. You can hear me fall, but I never break.

What are footsteps?

300

A chef might sprinkle fresh  parsley or add a citrus twist to a dish as this decorative touch, which shaves its name with a legal seizures of wages.

What is a GAR-nish? (garnish)

300

An English word Filipino’s use/put in between another word to make it it’s own very witty word

What is “is”?

300

The highest voice type for adult male singers.

What is Tenor?

300

everybody look to their left, everybody looked at the right. can you feel that? yeah. we’re paying ___ _____ ______.

what is with love tonight?

300

I am light as a feather yet the strongest person on earth cannot hold me for more than five minutes.

What is your breath or breath?

400

This GAR is often mistaken for a grotesque, this carved stone figure on a building‘s roof isn't just decorative— it functions specifically as a watersprout to direct rain away from walls.

What is a GAR-goyle? (Gargoyle )

400

This high-pitched, dramatically delivered three-word catchphrase went viral after a bisaya radio talent was recorded delivering  it with maximum effort in the studio. 

What is “Oops, oops, oops!?!” ?

400

This 3 letter acronym refers to the traditional indigenous, folk, and modern pop music created by Filipino artists.

What is OPM?

400

Cause I know I can treat you better than he can and any girl like ____ _______ __ _______.

What is you deserves a gentleman?

400

I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold, but I only work when you are asleep or under a spell. I can fix what is broken without ever touching it.

what is a dentist? Or who is a dentist?

500

Filled with tons of stubborn, hardheaded people who are fiercely loving and always  ready to shave their care, this “GAR” entity isn’t a word—it’s your very own family. 

Who ave the GAR-cia family ?

500

This iconic line often shouted right before total chaos Break out or when a situation turns into an “every person for themselves“.

What is “1..2..3.. kanya kanya na ‘to”?

500

Found in almost every pinoy home, birthday party, barangay gathering, this is practically a national pastime in the Philippines.

What is Videoke

500

I know that dress is karma, perfume regret. You got me thinking ___ ____ ___ ____ ____.

What is ’bout when you were mine?

500

I speak without a mouth and here without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

What is an echo?

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