Jokes
West Coast Memories
Oklahoma Memories
Family Trivia
Jokes #2
100
It goes up when the rain comes down.
What is an umbrella?
100
Item that always disappears when it enters Floyd Garrett's elbow.
What is a penny?
100
Name of the grocery store in Stonewall.
( image of a bank in Stonewall, OK 1904)
What is King's?
100
These children of Beacher and Callie married a Betty.
Who are Lloyd, Floyd, and Don?
100
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
What is to get his Quarterback?
200
Where polar bears keep their money
What is a snowbank?
200
Activity requiring a burlap sack and a flashlight up in Georgetown.
What is Snipe Hunting?
200
Grandma (Callie) Garrett's famous dish.
What is chocolate gravy?
200
They began painting portraits of family and friends later in life.
Who is Aunt Jane?
200
It starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it.
What is a Post Office?
300
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What are TEN-ticles?
300
Hill side that the Garrett brothers got in trouble driving their Chevy down.
What is Albany Hill?
300
Game that Grandma Garrett and Lizey played almost every single day on the back porch.
What is Dominoes?
300
This person has 3 nipples.
Who is Cousin Terry?
300
Why do bees have sticky hair.
What is because they have honey-combs?
400
it loses it's head in the morning and gets it back every night.
What is a pillow?
400
The place the Garrett clan moved to when they came to California.
What is Cordonices Village?
400
A place in Stonewall to get shakes, tater tots and play tunes for a nickel.
What is the malt shop?
400
Style of martial arts that Uncle Don knows.
Pending Demonstration from Uncle Don.
400
How do you organize a space party.
What is, you Plan-et?
500
What do you call a well balanced horse?
What is stable?
500
Address and name of the church we are currently at.
What is Solano Community Church; 7200 Schmidt Ln, El Cerrito, CA 94530?
500
Store that Margaret's(Lloyd's daughter) Husband Darrell and family owned in Stonewall
What is Harrison Hardware and Furniture?
500
Church that Grandpa Garrett preached at outside Stonewall.
What is Red Oak Baptist Church.
500
The reason you can tell a joke while standing on ice.
What is it might Crack up?