Elf
What type of photos do Elves take?
Elvies
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert
Lost
Why didn’t the turkey eat anything?
it was stuffed
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet
What do you call a bankrupt Santa
Saint Nickel-less
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, Jungle bells
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
What is the best thing to put in a Christmas cookie?
Your teeth
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
Why did Santa hand in his resignation?
Because there was no clause in his contract
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
Because he had no body to go with
Which of Santa‘s friends is the most chilled?
Jack Frost
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple
What is an elf’s favourite subject at school?
Chemis-tree
What kind of laundry detergent does Santa use?
Yule-tide
What does a gingerbread man use on his bed?
Cookie sheets
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did the cookies go to the doctors?
They were feeling crummy.
What is the elves’ favourite type of music?
Wrap music
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door
What does one Christmas tree say to another?
Lighten up
What do you call a snowman party?
A snow ball
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes