Armageddon
Easily the grossest event of Armageddon which involved many strange fares.
What was Glutton for Punishment?
A certain innocent act of teenage love often landed young couples in Saturday School detention.
What is kissing?
In a glorious attempt to mess with Mr.Murphy, the class of 2012 assembled all of his tables and chairs together with a certain material.
What are zip-ties?
Every winter an outdoor event with musical performances took place in the school parking lot.
What was Winterfest?
The founding Principal of GCA was a cult-of-personality and ultra-quirky man whom we all loved (I think?).
Who is Mr. Rosta?
The name of math and art teacher, Mrs. Huettner's, legion.
What are Huettner's Omega Sigma Deltas?
A couple of years ago, two GCA alumni in the graduating class of 2013 tied the knot.
Who are Forrest and Jenny?
Before memes were even cool, Mr.Murphy was obsessed with a particular category of memes.
What are cat memes?
2012 Senior Prom, organized by GCA Juniors, was held at a somewhat unusual location.
What is the AZ Museum of Natural History?
An outdated, structural material which threatened the fate of the school.
What is asbestos?
One of the culminating events of Armageddon was a tournament that students would convene in the cafe-gym-etorium to watch.
What is dodgeball?
Graduating seniors of year 2012 who went on to get married. No one was surprised.
Who are Derek and Taylor?
In 2010, Mr. Murphy printed out a copy of a particular Arizona bill and then proceeded to lobby his students on behalf of the bill.
What is SB 1070?
At a boat dance on Canyon Lake, party guests enjoyed a particular delicious dish prepared by a student's family.
What is Gumbo?
The Gilbert Classical Academy logo is composed of a Romanesque, 5-column building centered within another object.
What is an atom?
In 2011, a certain legion with the colors of red and white took first place at Armageddon.
Who were Barnabas Maximus?
The 2011 Senior Prom King and Prom Queen.
Who were Zach and Sushie?
When Mr.Murphy was happy with you, he would make a particular sound. He likely picked up this habit from his previous career.
Each fall, juniors and seniors would play a game of flag football at a certain event.
What was the Bread Bowl?
Junior year of high school, a specific student would spend most lunches relaxing on a lawn chair.
Who is Elijah Winston?
In 2010, a legion mascot was hoisted onto the school flagpole.
What is a stuffed cow?
What is a backseat, bus BJ?
Around 2012, Mr.Murphy falsely accused students of stealing something from his desk.
What is a bag of Mexican Pesos?
Each year, students would convene in the GCA cafe-gym-etorium for a Latin-named school dance.
What is Carpe Noctum?
In 2011, Reach Out Spartans sold a special accessory made in Guatemala. Proceeds from the sale of this accessory funded a young Guatemalan student's schooling.
What are Yuda Bands?