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What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm!
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
What invention lets you look right through a wall
A window.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey.
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?
The letter "D.
What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap but has no face?
A bottle
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
A nose.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
An artichoke.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and rivers, but no water?
A map.
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’.
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
ton- not
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
Q: What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
What is it that no one wants to have, but no one wants to lose either?
A lawsuit