Parables
So like, there's this Samaritan dude who was traveling and he, like, totally stumbled upon this other guy. And guess what? As soon as he saw him, he was filled with all this compassion and stuff!
What is the Parable of the Good Samaritan
Luke 10:33
I'm not responsible for the death of this innocent person, that's on you guys.
Matthew 27:24
The Lord is my ultimate guide; I won't need anything else. God gets me to chillax in lush, grassy spots and guides me to peaceful, calm waters. Dude knows how to create perfect vibes, you know.
What is the book of Psalms
Psalm 23:1-2
And he was like, yo, dad, I've been serving you for mad years and I never once broke one of your commandments. But you never gave me a lit party with my homies, not even a little goat, man!
What is the Parable of the Prodigal Son
Luke 15:29
Then, he got down on his knees and shouted loudly, like, 'Yo, God, please don't hold them accountable for this sin'
Who is Stephen
Acts 7:59
So, he left that place and went up to Bethel. And as he was walking along, a group of kids came out of the city and started making fun of him, saying, 'Hey, Mr. Baldie, go up! Hey, Mr. Baldie, go up!' Then he turned around and saw them, and he got really angry and called down some serious bad vibes in the name of the LORD. And out of nowhere, two angry she-bears came charging out of the woods and totally wrecked forty-two of those kids.
What is the book of 2 Kings 2:23-24
But, like, for real, God up in heaven doesn't want any of these little dudes to get wrecked.
What is the Parable of the Lost Sheep
Matthew 18:14
A chill herb dinner with love beats a fancy, beef feast with a side of hatred.
Who is Solomon
Proverbs 15:17
When dudes are straight up fighting, and one guy's wifey steps up to rescue her man from the dude who's hitting him, she reaches out and grabs him by his sensitive spots.
What is the book of Deuteronomy
Deuteronomy 25:11