Bad Plot Summaries
An a dudes land gets overrun with random characters, so he rescues a princess to get his land back
What is Shrek?
Patrick Star's best friend and neighbor in Bikini Bottom
Who is SpongeBob SquarePants?
A soda with irresistible charm
What is rizz fizz?
The Lakers, the Knicks or the Celtics
What is a team?
"That young man possesses considerable romantic charisma."
What is "he has rizz"?
A diva leaves her perfect pink house and has an existential crisis in Los Angeles
What is Barbie?
Grover Underwood is the satyr protector of this son of a mythological God
Who is Percy Jackson?
A 24-hour period when you absolutely kill it
What is a slay day?
Ribeye or sirloin, cooked medium rare
What is steak?
"Her performance was flawless; she left nothing to criticize."
What is "she ate (and left no crumbs)"?
A animal abuses this guys body parts to homie can get a job
What is Ratatouille?
Jake the Dog's adventuring partner in the Land of Ooo
Who is Finn (the Human)?
A ballet skirt for someone convinced their celebrity crush will text back
What is a delulu tutu?
Rising off hot ramen, and also the name of a PC gaming store
What is steam?
"That individual is under the impression that a celebrity will marry them."
What is "they're delulu"?
A homeschooled girl who grew up in Africa joins a clique to destroy it, and its leader gets hit by a bus
What is Mean Girls?
Darwin, a goldfish who grew legs, is the adopted brother of this blue cat
Who is Gumball (Watterson)?
Spending all night watching secondhand-embarrassment videos
What is a cringe binge?
In place of, as in "I'll have matcha ___ of coffee"
What is instead?
"I find this acceptable, though unremarkable in every respect."
What is "it's mid"?
A 13-year-old makes a wish with magic dust and wakes up as a magazine editor in her thirties
What is 13 Going on 30?
Pascal the chameleon keeps the company of his friend who really could use a haircut
Who is Rapunzel?
A labyrinth built from excessive flattery
What is a glaze maze?
The sneaky skill required in Fortnite or Among Us
What is stealth?
"He is posing on camera to appear effortlessly cool."
What is aura farming?