Eeeeziii
What does Adam have 2 that Eva only has 1?
The letter "A"
What is between the sky and the earth?
"and"
Why does your lover call you Christmas? (two words)
Merry Christmas (Merry = marry)
It was the past of tomorrow and the future of yesterday. What is it?
TODAY
A man is walking in the rain. His head, eyes, noses, and lips are wet, but his hair is not wet. Why?
He’s bald (trọc)
What do pandas have that no other animal has?
baby pandas
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
CHI-CA-GO
What clothing is always sad?
blue jeans
What kind of cup can't hold water?
cupcake
Which can move faster, heat or cold? Why?
Heat, because you can catch cold.