Around the House
What is 6 o'clock at night?
When she should have dinner on the table
Which women's basketball team is the most popular?
None. No one cares about women's sports.
Who is wearing the pants in a relationship?
The man
If Jane Austen were the CEO of a company, what would it be?
Women can't be the boss.
A man is crying in the bathroom, what's wrong?
What is, not possible. Men don't cry. There's a woman dressed up as a man in the bathroom obviously.
It's Saturday night and your girlfriend wants to go out on a date...
What is Saturdays are for the boys
Do you even lift...
what is, Bro?
Who are skirts for?
The women and the Scottish
Your nurse comes to you and he asks to take your temperature
Men can't be nurses
Ashley snaps at her husband
what is, time of the month
Messy house
what is a bachelor pad?
You take your girlfriend to the baseball game. What is she doing?
Taking her 4th selfie and posting it on her Instagram with 10 different hashtags.
A man is shopping for a new pair of Chelsea boots
He must be gay
Why did Amelia Earhart crash?
Because shes a woman, she didn't know what she was doing.
Timmy doesn't want to play football anymore
What is, is he gay?
In the Lazy Boy watching the game
Dad on a Sunday night watching the game with his beer
What do women love to do at a sports event?
Ask too many questions and cheer at the wrong time
You see a guy sitting in a chair at the clothing store. Why is he there?
Clearly he has lost his girlfriend while she shops for something she already has but in a different color.
What every woman looks for in a man
What is, a uniform, job, big paychecks. JOHN PROCTOR.
Emotional and eating sweets in pajamas while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians
What is, it's her time