Jokes
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.
How many planets are there?
8 or 9 - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, (Pluto)
Where is the CN Tower?
Toronto
What vehicle is used to transport players around with their bags around a course?
Golf Cart
What is a baby dog called?
Puppy
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
How many continents are there?
7 - Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America and South America
What province is the Calgary Stampede held in?
Alberta
This vehicle picks up household waste off the side of the road?
Garbage Truck
What is a male cat called?
Tom Cat
What kind of instrument is found in the bathroom?
a TUBA toothpaste
10 provinces and 3 territories - 13 total.
Where is Times Square?
New York
This vehicle is used to move heavy crates and goods in a warehouse.
Forklift
What type of dog typically pulls a sled in the winter?
Husky
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves!
How many letters in the alphabet?
26
What provinces are the Canadian Rockies in?
British Columbia and Alberta
This vehicles takes students to their place of education
School bus
Which dog has spots?
Dalmation
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because its outstanding in its field.
How many items are in a Baker's Dozen?
13
Where is the Big Bruce?
Chesley
This vehicle takes individuals to fancy events such as to a wedding or prom.
Limousine
What do you call a bunch of kittens born together to the same mother?
Litter