Conference Humor
Who said it? (Apostles only)
What topic?
Number Questions
100
After Dallin H. Oaks performed the annual sustainings and asked those people to join him on the stand did he say, "It's a long walk?"
No.
100
What 2 analogies did Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf use in his talk?
Balancing on a bike and flying an airplane.
100
Elder Patrick Kearon spoke about what type of stories in his talk?
Survival Stories.
100
How many sessions of General Conference did we have this year?
5!
200
Who said, "Please stay for the whole feast even if you are unsure about the broccoli"?
Elder Jeffery R. Holland
200
Out of all God's children, how many did Elder Dallin H. Oaks tell us would make it into a kingdom of glory?
All, with a very few exceptions.
200
Sister Amy A. Wright spoke about what parable of Christ? 
The prodigal son.
200
How many new temples were announced?
17!
300
Which general authority admitted to being a terrible singer?
David A. Bednar
300
Elder Henry B. Eyring quoted what doctrinal mastery scripture? (BOM, about trials)
Helaman 5:12
300
Elder Hugo E. Martinez counseled us to start our development in self-reliance when?
As children, or now.
300
How many times did President Russell M. Nelson Speak?
3 times.
400
Why did Eduardo Gavarret want to miss church on Sunday?
To play soccer with his team.
400
Which apostle spoke about the "Love, Share and Invite" initiative?
Elder Gary E. Stevenson
400
Elder Adrian Ochoa spoke about what in relation to the Plan of Salvation?
What to do if we feel the Plan of Salvation isn't working for us.
400
What session of General Conference was this?
192nd Annual General Conference
500
Who did Elder Gerrit W. Gong jokingly say has done all of your family history work?
Your great aunt.
500
Which apostle compared the idea some people have of God's blessings to a vending machine?
D. Todd Christopherson
500
Elder Eduardo Gavarret counseled us to make and maintain changes where?
In our hearts.
500
How many new area seventies were called this session?
45!