This decade saw the construction of the family's Taft home.
What are the 1970's?
Stephanie’s relationship with this breakfast food somehow included both refusing to eat it and later raising animals that produce it.
What are eggs?

These two tiny fashion icons are ______ & ______.
Who are Mila and Lily?
This phrase has become unofficial family vocabulary.
What is that's Niooooooce!
In one of the family’s more questionable medical incidents, Danny got this object stuck in his nose.
What is a flashlight?
Evidence suggests 1930s parents recycled this name often enough for two family matriarchs to end up sharing it.
What is Shirley?
These two ventures prove Stephanie has never once enjoyed a hobby casually.
What are Steph G Bakes and The Colorado Butter Company?

This future adult appeared here at age 10 or 11 in an unnecessarily zoomed-in photo.

Who is Wes?
Family lore includes Dan mishearing “Jimmy Crack Corn” with this highly unfortunate verb.
What is crapped?
After an unfortunate incident involving Shelby’s face, the family never fully trusted this backyard object again.
What is a trampoline?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
Before evolving into “Bingham,” the family surname somehow survived without this extra consonant.
What is the letter N?
Name three items found in the graveyard of Stephanie’s abandoned hobbies.
What is: Anything Nail-related, gardening, bread, making, cake making, self-tanning, thrifting

Based solely on this thumb, identify the family member participating in an extremely questionable inflatable-doll game.
Who is Keith?
Despite society’s general agreement otherwise, Linda insists on pronouncing “salmon” with this letter.
What is the letter L?
Wes once sent the family to the emergency room after swallowing this extremely concerning object.
What is a pushpin?
Linda entered the world when both of her parents were this age.
What is 28?
Stephanie’s longtime obsession with this boy band came full circle when Mila was born during one of their songs.
Who is *NSYNC?
Identify the five grandchildren shown from left to right despite the fact that this photo contains almost no useful information.

Who are Mila, Cali, Danny, Lily, and Alex
“Oh, that must be _____.” — Shelby after a toy baby refused to eat.
What is casserole?
After his mother yelled “Watch out for the car!”, Dan responded by doing this.
What is turning directly into it?
Ancient communication with K&L Emu Farm required dialing this seven-digit number.
What is 398-2987?
Of all Stephanie’s hyperfixations, this one lasted forever.
Who is Dan?

DOUBLE JEOPARDY
This family pet was identified entirely by their nose in one deeply unfair trivia question.

Who is Cocoa?
Against all known pronunciation rules, Stephanie adds an extra syllable to this word. Name both versions.
What are “join” and “Joy-In”?
Despite being designed specifically for beginners, this ski slope still managed to take Christine out for the remainder of the trip.
What is the bunny hill?