Dr. Seuss who?
Greek God of Thunder
Zeus
hard white pointy crystal, rhymes with shorts
Quartz
A giant octopus like creature known to terrorize ships in the ocean
Kraken
whos the goat of cs
s1mple, any other answer results in -400
Malcom Young and Angus Young founded this Rock band in 1973
AC/DC
kinda like a duck, duck,...
goose
Also a programming language, this red stone is a luxurious gem coming from corundum, a very hard mineral with a 9 on the Mohs hardness scale
Ruby
Often nicknamed "Nessie" this mythical creature inhabits a specific lake in Scotland
Loch Ness Monster
when did s1mple win a major and what was the roster
2021, s1mple b00ml4, perfect0, b1t, electronic
The Capital of the United States of America,
Bonus +200 if you can tell me what D.C stands for
Washington D.C
evergreen conifer tree, also found in minecraft taiga biomes
spruce
Ancient Greeks believed this purple stone could prevent getting drunk and so carved drinking vessels from it
Amethyst
Half Lion Half Eagle, this creature is part of the name of Harry Potter's selected house in Hogwarts
Griffin
Which team won the fastest IEM Grand Slam in CS:GO history, securing 4 major event wins in just 63 days?
Liquid
Alternating Current/Direct Current
The tennis term for when you need two consecutive points to win the game
Deuce
This multicolored gemstone can display all the colors of the rainbow because of tiny spheres of silica that create a diffraction grating. No two of these are alike
Opal
An east asian mythical creature often appearing as a seductive woman when in reality is a nine-tailed fox.
Kitsune, Gumiho, jiuweihu or hồ ly tinh
WHICH COACH GORT BANNED FOR THE Coaching Bug / Spectator Bug and what team was he on
hunden on Heroic
DC Universe contains superheroes such as Batman, The Flash, Captain America, and The Thor. What does D.C stand for.
Detective Comics
this is a no-no, do not hit your offspring or anyone else's
S
child abuse
This green gemstone is the birthstone for the month of August, if you rearrange its letters, you get popular slang often used by women on the internet to emphasize a statement ----> . <---
H
Peridot
Jackal headed egyptian god, often associated with evil, mummies, and the afterlife
I
Anubis
who won the uefa this year and against who and what was the score
T
PSG vs Inter Milan, 5-0
Luka Modric Joined this famous Italian Soccer club in 2025
H
AC Milan