What is Elijah’s name?
Elijah (Edwin loses points if answered)
Which Edwin is Edwin in the family?
The second
Why do you miss every shot when you throw something into the trash?
Gravity -- it absolutely hates you
What animal has pie that is made with pot?
Chicken (pot pie)
What Pokemon has the higher speed: Latios - a plane like Pokemon, or Purugly - a fat cat Pokemon?
Purugly, by two points somehow
What is Mateo’s favorite fruit?
Whatever not Ed guesses is correct, Edwin loses points
Where was Edwin on July 30, 2025?
New Hampshire
According to theoretical garbage mechanics, if you spin a trash can counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, you summon this wizard.
Greg the Trash Wizard
If I eat an apple at exactly 12:22, when did I finish eating the apple?
12:22
I have a tissue box next to me. Why?
Why not?
How tall was Mateo 2 years ago?
Whatever Mateo says is correct (Ed loses point)
What is Edwin’s home?
New Hampshire Mall
How do you make a trash can scream? (Open its lid)
Step on its foot
Who is this?
Bombardiro ballerina trippi troppi tralala lirili larila tung tung tung sahur lirili larila bri bri bicus dicus garamaram boneca chimpanzini lirili capuccino ballerina capuccina tralalero capuccino tung tung tung sahur boneca tung tung tung tung
What is lowercase L + 3?
B (l3)
What is Mateo’s 13th favorite NFL Team?
Whatever Mateo says is correct Ed loses points
What is Edwin’s full name? (Include both middle names)
Edwin Crazy Cerillo Cayas II (sorry I spelled it wrong I think)
Which animal leads a trash cult, sacrificing their stomach for the trash gods?
Raccoons
I own a car. I am about the size of a snail. What car do i drive?
Escargot
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Who caused this?
I sweat if someone says anything about any real life incident they lose 200 points
Edwin is the answer btw
Will Mateo win this game?
Yes
What is Edwin’s biggest fear?
Nothing
What is something you have in common with every trash can in the world?
Eventually, it will get dumped
If I bought a watch at 5:33, and returned it at 5:33, what can you infer?
The watch was broken (you need to say it never changed the time)
What is 2 + 3? In other words, summarize the entire bible in one word.
Bible