FUN IN THE SUN
A collection of grains near water.
What is a sack of rice waiting to be soaked (outside)?
Doing intensive labor in the yard.
How did Geoff spend most of his childhood Junes?
A historical site that one shouldn't forget to visit if they want a meaningful summer.
What is The Alamo?
The one thing you don't want to be seen doing at a BBQ.
What is taking multiple racks of ribs off the grill and putting them in your bag for later?
A quad-rom-com starring the Sklar Brothers and the Williams Sisters.
What is "When Venus and Serena Met Jason and Randy?"
A cream that helps prevent sunburn.
What is a ton of half and half that spilled onto you and ruins your day so you decide to stay inside?
Coming to terms on a rollercoaster.
What did Geoff experience on his 13th birthday, after his parents sat him down to say they were getting a divorce?
A must-see village that grounds us in our Great American past, summer or not.
What is Colonial Williamsburg?
Something you shouldn't say at a backyard BBQ.
What is "you call this hosting? lol"
An absurdist dramedy that follows Headgum staffer Dane Cardiel as he's pegged by a songstress.
What is "Singin' Inside Dane?"
Sowing seeds and watching them bear fruit.
What is planting anxious thoughts amongst friends and watching the group dissipate due to infighting?
Trader Joe's Key Lime Tea Cookies.
What did Geoff choke on at a picnic two weeks ago?
The only place to get both rays of sun and counsel from above.
What is Vatican City?
The worst song to hear at a BBQ.
What is "Murder Most Foul" by Bob Dylan?
A prescient 1920s period drama about the inevitability of Paul.
What is "There Will Be Rudd?"