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Four congruent sides and four right angles
What is a square?
GROAN
What is argon?
Two intersecting lines create opposite congruent angles known as these (kiss, fishies! KISS!)
What are vertical angles?
An anthropomorphized feline wearing a hat breaks into a house with two small children, much to the dismay of the pet fish
What is The Cat in the Hat?
An instrument that can be played really well and intricately ... or you can just blow into all the holes really loud and make a horrid sound
What is a hARMonica?
Its volume is V=lwh
What is a rectangular prism?
Two congruent base angles
What is an isosceles triangle?
IRON GENT
What is nitrogen?
Two triangles may share a side length or an angle measure, meaning we can call them congruent using this
What is the reflexive property?
A pre-metamorphosized butterfly gets really fat
What is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
A type of cheese that goes great on pastas!
What is pARMesan?
Its volume is V=pir^2h
What is a cylinder?
Three sides and an altitude that also acts as a side length
What is a right triangle?
AMUSING ME
What is magnesium?
Once triangles are proven congruent, we can use this acronym to prove any corresponding sides or angles congruent as well!
What is CPCTC?
A small rodent eats dessert and teaches cause and effect
What is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie?
This small animal with a hard shell around it is able to lower their own body temperature if needed
What is an ARMadillo?
Its height would be h=((3V)/(pir^2))
What is a cone?
Diagonals that perpendicularly bisect each other but are not congruent
What is a rhombus?
LIMP AUNT
What is platinum?
It's the fancy version of this idea, but deep down, we know it's just cross-multiplying
What is the Product of the Means is the Product of the Extremes?
Snobby brat in a wolf costume hallucinates in his bedroom and does magic tricks for beasts beyond comprehension
What is Where the Wild Things Are?
A barbershop quartet needs to do this often if they're gonna sound good!
What is hARMonize?
It's the result of a continuously rotated triangle
What is a cone?
A minimum rotation of 45 degrees about the center to carry the figure onto itself
What is a regular octagon?
HORN LICE
What is chlorine?
If I have $10, and Bob has the same amount of money as me, and Kevin has the same amount of money as Bob, then I have the same amount of money as Kevin!
What is the transitive property?
Man crashes into a boat with a train and eventually succumbs to peer pressure
What is Green Eggs and Ham?
The process by which someone loses their license to practice law
What is disbARMent?
A cross section of one reveals a circle regardless of the position of the plane
What is a sphere?