I Have Nothing But Answers
In "You're in Love with Me", Will recalls a dream that featured this former president.
Who is Barack Obama?
This ape's arboreal acrobatics can reach speeds of up to 35mph.
What is a gibbon?
The spear used to pierce Jesus' side during the Crucifixion.
What is the Lance of Longinus?
From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
What is Charmander?
A significant percentage of the band's songs are theorised to be about this My Chemical Romance bassist.
Who is Mikey Way?
The band that Will loved as a "chubby little kid".
Who are the Beach Boys?
Considered to be the loudest land animal, its 140dB call can be heard from up to 3 miles away.
What is a howler monkey?
The animals that attempted to devour Thecla in the apocryphal "Acts of Paul and Thecla".
What are seals?
It has small electric sacs on both its cheeks. If threatened, it looses electric charges from the sacs.
What is Pikachu?
With 90 characters, this is the band's longest song title.
What is Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going To Shows)?
On "Nervous Young Inhumans" (2018), Will says that he can't go to this store anymore due to it giving him flashbacks.
What is IKEA?
This monkey can only be found in the Ethiopian highlands, where it grazes on grass for food.
What is a gelada?
The stepdaughter of King Herod who received John the Baptist's head on a platter.
Who is Salome?
The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel.
What is Blastoise?
A snippet of this song with vocals by Brendon Urie can be heard on "What a Catch, Donnie".
What is "Dance, Dance"?
"Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales (Single Version)" includes lyrics from this "Nervous Young Man" song.
What is "Plane Crash Blues (I Can't Play the Piano)"?
This primate's name, chosen due to its nocturnal nature, comes from a Latin word referring to ghosts.
What is a lemur?
Yahweh ordered the destruction of shrines to this ancient Semitic fertility goddess in Deuteronomy 12.
Who is Asherah?
The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out.
What is Espurr?
Bassist Pete Wentz can often be seen sporting unusually high socks, a likely attempt to hide an embarrassing tattoo of this fellow musician.
Who is Gabe Saporta?
This Matador Records co-founder receives a name-drop on "Times to Die" (2015).
Who is Chris Lombardi?
This orangutan species was recognised in 2017 after thorough study of its DNA.
What is a Tapanuli orangutan?
This unnamed woman was turned into a pillar of salt for looking back at Sodom as it burned.
Who is Lot's Wife?
If it starts kicking repeatedly, both legs will stretch even longer to strike a fleeing foe.
What is Hitmonlee?
The instruction that can be heard at the end of "Infinity on High".
What is "Now press repeat"?