Things Ethan Does Not Like
People that willingly go inside of this establishment.
What is Wingstop (will accept Texas Roadhouse)?
A lack of this delicious beverage would justify sacrifice.
What is Dr. Pepper? (Negative 800 points for anything that isn't this)
Man with bad brain gets zapped for numerical reasons.
What is Call of Duty Black Ops?
This tag team utilized the finishing move known as the Conchairto.
What is Edge and Christian?
This nerve that innervates the bunghole has a very ironic name.
What is pudendal (literally pronounced poo-dendal)?
This guitar company really sucks and is very overrated due to people in top hats.
What is Gibson?
People doing this action while eating or chewing in general.
What is smacking?
Asians hate each other and I must dishonor my family about it.
What is Ghost of Tsushima?
This famous tag team wrestler for the Four Horsemen is known for his undying love for alcohol.
What is Ric Flair?
Biggest Hole.
What is Kola Superdeep Borehole? (40,230 feet)
This field of mathematics was created by the apple man and was very hard to learn in school.
What is calculus? (Bonus for specifying Calc II)
This type of exam shares a name with a tasty snack that one might procure from the theater.
What is pop quiz? (If you say popcorn quiz you will be shot)
Hibernating bear man awakens only to fight ugly space monsters concerned about Beyonce.
What is Halo?
This foreboding team served as the bodyguards for the best in the world.
What is The Shield?
Biggest Lake.
What is the Caspian Sea? (Dumb name)
This industry does the exact opposite of what it makes you pay monthly fees to secure.
What is Health Insurance?
This career path is basically a pipeline for it.
What is professional wrestling? (Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh)
What will we do with a drunken sailor, put em in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him.
What is Assassins Creed: Black Flag?
When the Midnight Rockers broke up, Shawn Michaels put this man's head through a window.
Who is Marty Jannetty?
Whale shark weight but relative to two-ton trucks.
What is 10.75 trucks?
This 1984 horror film was really really scary to me when I was a lil jit.
What is Gremlins?
The aliens are coming to save us but first we must shed this mortal coil.
What is Heaven's Gate? (Will also accept "the only correct religion")
Big make takes little man on an adventure to find da biggest most awesomest mountain.
What is God of War?
Pink and Black.
What is the Hart Dynasty?
Famous female serial killer with a movie made about her.
What is Aileen Wuornos?