His True Loves
Gerg on Jeep-rade
Gerg-nanigans
Gerg's Parenting Methods
Gerg Facts
100
A frequent, almost daily stop of his on his many travels
What is Wawa?
100
The color of his first-ever Jeep
What is red?
100
The method he used to murder his first squirrel
What is shooting it through the eye with a BB gun?
100
His exclamation that caused Lexie and Phoenix to erupt into tears as children
What is "SHUT UP!"?
100
The country that he studied abroad at in college
What is Spain?
200
A character in a favorite movie of his that shared this wisdom: (which now applies to Gerg):
"Senior citizens, although old and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
Who is Lloyd Christmas?
200
The part of a Jeep that Lexie and Phoenix both broke (on separate occasions)
What is the windshield?
200
The way he bypassed a height limit that prevented a young Phoenix from riding "The Phoenix" at Knoebels
What is putting Necco wafers beneath her heels to boost her height?
200
How he answers the phone when one of his children calls
What is "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
200
His original major in college
Architecture
300
His favorite brand of (discontinued) tea
What is Honest Tea?
300
The state he bought his current blue Wrangler Rubicon in
What is West Virginia?
300
The prank he pulled on Lexie and her friends at the cabins
What is leaving stashes of acorns in hidden places throughout the cabin, from the top of the ceiling fan blades to the cabinets, causing them to continually be hit in the face by them during unexpected moments throughout the entire weekend?
300
The method he used to rid Phoenix's wrist on her cyst
What is smacking the cyst with a textbook?
300
The name of the automotive brand that he absolutely hates (Bonus Points for detailing the situation that caused his hatred of them)
What is Ford?
400
The only computer operating system that he will allow on his computer
What is Linux?
400
The reason for his most expensive parking ticket to date
What is driving 15 MPH over the speed limit with a van full of church children?
400
The item(s) that he broke while rollerblading with a young Lexie and Phoenix in the parking lot by the old 4th street house
What is a plastic bag full of Yoo-Hoos?
400
The character that he transformed his blue Jeep into
Who is Thomas the Train?
400
The movie that moved him so much that he cried in front of Lexie and Andrea (Bonus Points for naming the scene in the movie that caused this reaction)
What is The Sixth Sense?
500
His favorite child
Who is Phoenix?
500
The only reason he ever got off for a speeding ticket
What is suspected intoxication but it was his birthday?
500
How he almost lost a toddler Lexie at a hotel
What is racing in separate elevators to the top?
500
The punishment that a young Phoenix suffered after accidentally kicking a hole in the wall while playing superheroes
What is patching the hole up herself?
500
The name of the cocktail that John made him that caused him to get buzzed and go "I'm DRUNK!"
What is a Chartreuse Swizzle?
