I literally just said
What Has to be Broken Before you can use it?
An Egg!
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A GRAVE mistake HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
What can you catch but not throw?
A Cold!
What do you call a business that teaches short people to read?
Making the little things count! (Audience members:)WOW GREAT JOKE (laugh track)
What runs all around a backyard but never moves?
A fence!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c?
BECAUSE YOU CANT C IN THE DARK!
What is black when its clean but white when its dirty? (Racism deducts points)
A Blackboard!
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add a G and now its gone!!!!!!!!!
What is cut on a table but never eaten?
A deck of cards!
What do you call someone missing 75% of their back?
A quarter back!!!!