FAMILY
How many people are in my family?
a) 3 // b) 4 // c) 5 // d) 6
c) 5
I am 90 years old
False, I am 23 years old!
What is my job?
Teacher
What is my favorite color?
a) Black // b) Red // c) Purple // d) Blue
a) Black
Chrissy, wake up
I don't like this
How many siblings do I have?
a) 1 // b) 2 // c) 3 // d) 4
b) 2
I am going to be your teacher
True, I am going to be your teacher this year!
I was named after what:
a) a singer // b) an actor // c) a movie // d) a street
a) a singer (Tania Libertad)
What is my favorite food?
a) burgers // b) pasta // c) tacos // d) sushi
c) tacos
I'm thirsty
Refreshing
Am I the oldest, middle, or youngest child in my family?
I am the oldest!
I have a dog
False, I used to have one but he ran away :(
How many last names do I have?
a) 1 // b) 2 // c) 3 // d) 4
b) 2
What is my favorite subject?
a) Math // b) English // c) Science // d) History
b) English
It's corn
A big lump of knobs
Where are my parents from?
a) El Salvador // b) Guatemala // c) Mexico // d) Honduras
c) Mexico
I went to college
True, I went to UC Merced!
What subject did I study in college?
a) Science // b) Math // c) History // d) English
d) English
a) Hulk // b) Iron Man // c) Captain America // c) Spider Man
c) Captain America
If you like to talk to....
(Hint: The next line is a vegetable)
Tomatoes
Do I have any pets?
No, I can't have any pets in my house :(
I can drive a car
True, I got my driver's license this year!
What is my favorite animal?
a) dog // b) cat // c) bird // d) fish
b) cat
What is my favorite season?
a) winter // b) spring // c) summer // d) fall
d) fall
What? This place is crazy!
I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees