Onion article or real headline
“Man Who Hasn’t Read the Article Has Very Strong Opinions About It”
What is an onion article headline?
This behavior involves endlessly scrolling bad news before bed.
what is doomscrolling?
This podcaster made headlines after a surprise announcing his departure from SNL last month
Who is Bowen Yang?
This person turns 32 today
Emily
This person has a cat named after their favorite trumpet player
Michael
This person loves dogs too much, to the point where they’ve fostered over 20 dogs
Who is Katie?
“Florida Teacher Fired After Playing Disney Movie in Class”
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JD Vance has been accused of being in love with this individual
Erika Kirk
His teenage sofaKristen Bell’s husband made history as his podcast was nominated for a golden globe in the first year of this category being included. Name his podcast.
What is Armchair Expert?
This person stole city property to try to convince a girl to marry them
Who is Corey?
Their cat has gotten stuck in the ceiling twice this year
The Taylors
This person hiked Kilimanjaro
Who is Ian?
“Nation’s Group Chat Muted After One Guy Won’t Stop Sending Voice Memos”
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This world-renowned clarinetist broke the internet for his slutty little glasses and book choreography
Jonathan Bailey
Following the Notebook and La La Land, this star starred as this doll in a very pink movie
Ryan gosling is just Ken!
This person traded in a Tesla for a truck, negating their reduced carbon footprint
Who is Ian?
This person has lived in 11 states
Who is Jake?
This person tap danced at UGA
Who is Katie?
“Experts Confirm We’re All Just Pretending to Understand Inflation”
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This newly sworn in Mayor used social media to revolutionize campaigning in New York City
Zohran Mamdani
Following his time as Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau was spotted dating this American astronaut
Who is Katy Perry?
This person worked for Michele Obama, almost learned Russian, but was afraid to because of the NSA
Who is Amanda?
This person seriously studied figure skating
Who is Matt?
These people submitted fun facts that aren’t about themselves
Who is Katie? (Please share your facts now)
“Lawmakers Spend 12 Hours Debating Bill They Didn’t Read”
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Anderson Cooper drunkenly read the lyrics to which provocative song on New Years Eve
What is Wood?
This White Lotus star has middle-aged woman wondering if he is attractive
Who is Walton Goggins?
This person is traveling internationally to Cyprus this year!
Who is Geoffrey?
This person has dual citizenship
Who is Leslie?
This person regularly pretends to throw up for money
Who is Leslie?