Pinoy Jokes
Anong puno ang di pwede akyatin?
Edi yung nakatumba.
These wafer sticks are delicious crispy rolls with a light filling. These wafer rolls have cream on the inside and are immensely popular!
Stick-O
Japan Japan _____ __ __________
Sagot sa Kahirapan
Kebs/Keri
Okay
often used in a conversation or argument between people who don’t have anything left to add to their point or simply don’t feel like expounding on their thoughts.
Basta!
Anong first name ni Pikachu?
Cherry Pie
Cheepee's most known flavor.
BBQ
Gelli De Belen
Jealous
Senglot/Bangenge
Lasing
described as an intense urge to pinch or squeeze someone due to their cuteness. It can also be used to describe the urge to clobber or punch someone just because of how annoying they are.
gigil
Ano ang mas nakakadiri sa uod na nakita mo sa iyong prutas?
Eh di yung kalahating uod na lang
manufactured by Annie's, it contains peanuts and milk chocolate that is perfect for anyone who loves the delicious taste of peanuts and yumminess of milk chocolate. A perfect Filipino candy for all ages!
Hany
X-Men
Mga dating lalaki
Lamyerda
gala/stroll
basically a gift, but in context, it’s something you give to someone who’s expecting you, and vice-versa. It could be in the form of food, a gadget, or other small items. In the Filipino culture, if you’re working overseas and come home after a long time, then your relatives and friends would often expect you to give this to them.
Pasalubong
Anong isda ang nakalutang sa tubig?
Yung patay na
This Skyflakes rival is a light plain cracker, perfect by itself or with spreads and meats as a snack.
Magic Flakes
Gardini
Security Guard
Did you get wasted last night from having too much to drink? The word you're looking for is _______.
Walwal
If you’ve felt disappointed with someone for something they’ve done, then that could be a feeling that’s known in the Filipino language as _____. In most cases, it’s a feeling that’s combined with silence and avoidance of someone, though it’s not quite along the lines of anger or sadness.
Tampo
Anong hayop ang madalas mauntog?
Dog!
an insect-repelling incense that is spiral shaped. It is inexpensive and easy to use, with one coil lasting about 8 hours.
Katol
Jubelita/Lilet
Gay na kiddo
many young people now use it as a contraction of aw, sakit, which means "ouch." Many millennials don't use it literally to refer to physical pain, however, and use it more as a general term to refer to a negative or undesirable situation.
AWIT
If you’ve ever used the phrase “I just can’t get enough,” then the exact opposite of that phrase would be the word _____. In the Filipino language, it is a feeling that’s associated with having too much of the same food or doing the same work over and over again.
Umay