GHETTO QUOTE JEAPARTYYYYY

Staff 1

100

I dont know about you guys, but I fall in love with my campers

Aleah (arrest her)

200

Im sorry I have a giant rear end and sometimes stuff gets stuck in there

JT

300

PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT AND SUCKKKK

Allie (future fellow btw)

400

Theres nothing wrong with throwing it back, as long as youre not drunk

Isaac

500

Uhhh We dont hire YOUR kind of people anymore (talking to Lo)

Tausten (racist)

Staff 2

100

I tickled my tism today

Jack

200

"im gonna go up to you and dance with a girl right next to you"- John

"Then Im gonna hop in your pants"

Allie

300

Hacky sacky make daddy happy

Kate

400

Would I really eat a baby? Maybe with balsamic

Sophie

500

There are wayyyy too many kids on poles right now for my liking

Katie (insane)

Staff 3

100

Jew is this, Jew is that, Jew is me bro

John Elliot Wolverton

(JEW)

200

I love being a strong independent woman

Jack

300

Im gonna put my earring in my second hole

Caleigh

400

That dude will literally eat anything except for my freaking nuts

Calvin

500

Im craving a relationship thats more on a physical level, bluntly speaking...

Connor

Camper 1

100

Yeah even though Im catholic I pray every night

9 year old boy

200

The boys look like CHUDS

Hillary Kouba

300

I got drunk on Dr Pepper and Coca Cola once

7 yo boy

400

Get over here HOE (to Mia)

13 year old boy

500

I put a flag up for ya!
*points to pride flag*

Bill freaking Stevens 

Camper 2

100

If i was Jesus I would eat 100 pounds of ice cream and make myself not sick after

4 yo boy

200

Im going to suck all of your blood and break all of your bones and cut off all of your arms and legs

(talking about hanging log)

6 year old boy

300

You better run or I'll spank you

5 year old boy

400

Isaac has L rizz, like super bad L rizz

12 year old girl (?????)

500

"Her name is Christina"-JT

"Ohhh, her name is Scrotina??"

Boone Burkett (idk 5?)