Form and Function
Nothing "Cute" About Being Acute
Can't We Just Speak English?
Numbers
Let me live(r)
100

These are the three sections of the pancreatic organ.

What is head, body, and tail?

100

This is an inflammatory condition of the organ characterized clinically by abdominal pain and elevated serum enzyme levels and, BTW, is the leading gastrointestinal cause of hospitalization in the United States

What is acute pancreatitis?

100
Of greek origin meaning bile. Mistakenly used to describe the bilious appearance of stool in cholera.
What is "kholē"?
100

Th normal count for white blood cells (WBC's).

What is 4500-10, 000?

100

These labs are elevated if there is enzyme release from damaged liver cells. 

What is ALT and AST?

200

This duct collects bile from two smaller ducts and conducts it to the gallbladder, where it is then excreted into the duodenum.

What is the "Common Hepatic Duct"?

200

Often associated with obstruction due to "stones", this may also be caused by bacterial invasion.

What is acute cholecystitis?

200
Derived from the ancient Greek word for Stone.
What is λῐ́θος, or "lithos"?
200

The second and third Hepatitis B vaccine is given.

What is one and six months respectively after the first vaccine?

200

Characterized by an increase in HR, decreased BP, pallor, and changed mental status associated with rapid loss or redistribution of intravascular fluid volume.

What is "Shock"?

300

The primary function of this pear-shaped hollow organ is to store and concentrate bile.

What is the gallbladder?

300

"Fluffy", Forty, Female, Fertile, and Fair

What are often cited as five risk factors for acute cholecystitis? There inconclusive research-based correlation between these characteristics and the incidence of gallbladder disease suggesting that family history be substituted for "40".

300

Derived from the ancient Greek, kystis, meaning a bag or a closed sac.

What is bladder?

300

Recommended age for bone marrow transplant for cure in aplastic anemia.

What is <60 years?

300

Enlarged blood vessels in the stomach and esophagus due to slowed blood flow through the portal veins causing back up. 

What are varices?

400

Of these two pancreatic functions, one secretes enzymes for digestion of carbohydrates, fats and proteins, while the other produces glucagon and insulin.

What are exocrine and endocrine?

400

Gallbladder pain is often referred to this area due to the shared afferent nerve signals of the C4 dermatome.

What is the right shoulder?

400

A procedure literally translated as "the rubbing of stones".

What is lithotripsy.

400

Approximate amount of blood removed during phlebotomy in the treatment of polycythemia.

What is 500 ml?

400

This accumulation of bile salts in the skin and sclera, associated with obstruction of bile flow into the duodenum, is often accompanied by the itch of pruritus.

What is jaundice?

500

This muscle controls the introduction of bile and pancreatic secretions from the "ampulla of Vater" into the duodenum, as well as preventing the entry of duodenal contents into the ampulla.

What is the "Sphincter of Oddi"?

500

This cavity, filled with necrotic products and liquid secretions, may resolve within weeks or perforate causing peritonitis.

What is a pseudocyst?

500

From the latin, "calx", literally meaning a "small pebble as used on an abacus" to describe a concretion in the gallbladder, or the name applied to this advanced branch of mathematics.

What is calculus?

500

Normal range of Hgb for females.

What is 12-16?

500

Large protein responsible for holding fluid in the vascular space.

What is albumin? 

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